My Life In Pictures:
Stuck Between Relapse and Recovery

"I just need some affection. I don’t care, anybody can hug me."  - (x)

(Source: fairestregal, via hi)

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3 hours ago

unfollower:

i dont get why people say ‘tea is just leaf water’ and then act like coffee’s so great like what do u think you’re drinking. bean water is what

(via hi)

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3 hours ago
joincidence-with-a-c:

whyd you only reblog me when youre high

joincidence-with-a-c:

whyd you only reblog me when youre high

(via hi)

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4 hours ago
memeguy-com:

Best friends wear each other on their feet

memeguy-com:

Best friends wear each other on their feet

(via noteloc7)

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4 hours ago
christilu:

I’m delving into the waters of drawing backgrounds so this is my attempt and I’m really bad with hair but I think this turned out okay.
This is inspired by Claire Keane.

christilu:

I’m delving into the waters of drawing backgrounds so this is my attempt and I’m really bad with hair but I think this turned out okay.

This is inspired by Claire Keane.

(via noteloc7)

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4 hours ago

Actual Quotes from my Dad (An English Teacher)

Dad:Why the hell did you put a comma there?
Dad:Do you even know what a participial phrase is?
Dad:Omg. He's like my favorite character of all time.
Dad:Who should I dress up as for the movie premier?
Dad:Hey are you awak? I know it's late, but you read Animal Farm, right? Yeah. I need you to read this report. I can't tell if I am just super tired or if this is actual bullshit.
Dad:Alesha wouldn't be able to spell 'definitely' right if wrote it down for her. She would fucking erase it and then write 'defiantly', because she doesn't care. I hate her.
Dad:I need you to bake brownies. I lost a bet.
Dad:Omg. You cannot ship me with Gilcher. You know I don't like tattoos and he's like twenty-five. And for Christ's sake, he teaches math.
Dad:Omg. Gilcher said the funniest thing today.
Dad:Mrs. Ashworth and I have decided to start a band. It'll be called Great Expectations.
Dad:It's like you didn't read the fucking book.
Dad:Okay. So this week you're reading this book I stole from Mrs. Ashworth's. It's like sixty pages long, but you'll love it.
Dad:*puts books on my bed for me to read everyday and demands that I read them*
Dad:My son doesn't like reading. I have not only failed him, but society. You aren't my son. Leave.
Dad:Okay. So you're getting books for Christmas. All of you. I get discounts on them since I'm a teacher, and since I'm a teacher, it's all I can afford, so...
Dad:Fucking standardized testing can go fuck itself in the ass.
Dad:I have to teach for the required testing instead of what they really need to know.
Dad:Fuck the government.
Dad:Fuck the school board.
Dad:Close the door.
Dad:Charles Dickens was so fucking pretentious, and I hate him, but he also caused change, but he's such a Dick. Ha. DICKens.
Dad:I love puns.
Dad:People who say sarcasm is the lowest form of humor are assholes.
Dad:Please shut up.
Dad:Catching Fire was the worst book but the best movie and that feels weird.
Dad:I wouldn't get so mad when you call me at school if you didn't change your ringtones to inappropriate rap music.
Dad:I fucking hate Alesha. She asked what countries were apart of Austria-Hungary today and I almost told her to get out.
Dad:You cannot visit my school in a dress that short. There are boys there.
Dad:Barbra Parks is fucking Queen.
Dad:I need you to make me a good, relaxing playlist for silent reading. I'm too lazy.
Dad:If I have to watch two of my students grind on each other at one more dance, I will kill them both.
Dad:They act like I care what they think.
Dad:I hate homework.
Dad:I have decided to become a politician.
Dad:What's the one book with the guys and the one kills the other and the chick without a name who dies and the short angry man? Mouseman? Oh my fucking gosh. Of Mice and Men. I have failed.
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4 hours ago
explodingcolor:

that one line from mean girls no one seems to remember or quote extensively

explodingcolor:

that one line from mean girls no one seems to remember or quote extensively

(Source: be-a-riot-grrrl, via c-a-t-s-o-n-c-a-t-s-o-n-c-a-t-s)

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4 hours ago

policecodeforzombieontheloose:

buzzfeedgeeky:

Gospels from the mouth of DanRad

"fuck that, I’m Harry Potter"

(via noteloc7)

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5 hours ago
sassprincess:

suicideblonde:

Jamie Lynn Spears with her sister Britney and Justin Timberlake

she is sitting on justin’s lap SHE IS FUCKING SITTING ON JUSTIN’S LAP

sassprincess:

suicideblonde:

Jamie Lynn Spears with her sister Britney and Justin Timberlake

she is sitting on justin’s lap
SHE IS FUCKING SITTING ON JUSTIN’S LAP

(via c-a-t-s-o-n-c-a-t-s-o-n-c-a-t-s)

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5 hours ago

heyitspj:

*12 year old voice* i know who you like

(Source: kaname-madoka, via noteloc7)

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5 hours ago

earthdad:

when someone really cute calls you cute first

image

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5 hours ago
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